IC Inbox [Empatheias]

[hamnation]

[What's wrong, sinner? Wish to communicate with Gundam via telepathic amulet or messenger bird or even in person? Then come on over here and specify the format!]

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[hamnation]

Are you truly ready to carry out your sacred duties while you are so waterlogged? Kehehe... Perhaps you could find a criminal lurking in a lagoon!

[schmisse]

My personal problems have nothing to do with my capability to do work!

[hamnation]

Are you sure? The emotions of humanity can easily interfere with their efficiency!

...But I should not speak. I am not your boss!

[He glances towards the bird.]

Report your status to Makoto Deathbringer.

[schmisse]

...

[ WHY IS THIS HAPPENING. ]

You want me. To talk to a bird.

[hamnation]

Don't say that to me.

[He sighs and nudges towards the bird.]

[schmisse]

I was talking to you!

[ DRAMATIC POINT!!! ]

[hamnation]

Hrngh-! How dare you address me over this office's supreme overlord?

[A beat.]

Very well, then. I will take that as a request to translate your words for Makoto. Because you are clearly not of a powerful enough level to speak directly to him!

[schmisse]

[ weiss was about to say something, but decides not to continue the argument. she just wants to get to work!! and dry off!! maybe dry off first before working!! ]

Sure. I'm not worthy. So can you ask him what's my agenda for the day?

[hamnation]

It is good that you recognize your station. ...Very well. I shall interpret.

[Gundam goes up to the bird and strokes the bird's chin while cooing affectionately at him, not even pretending to be a dark lord in these moments.

The bird squawks a bit in Gundam's ear, and he nods before he turns to face Weiss, looking grimly serious as if that whole fluffy bit never happened.]

You are to take a division of the case files that Kyouko Kirigiri was working on and continue that work.

You are also to purify Makoto's den.

[He motions towards the bird cage in the corner, which looks like it's gotten a bit dirty.]

[schmisse]

[ she actually looks surprised. gundam was cooing at it, and then the bird answered back? can he really communicate with animals? ]

I thought you were just making things up. It looks like you really can talk to the bird.

[hamnation]

[Or at least he looks very convincing about the idea. He chuckles confidently in response.]

Kehehe... So you finally see your folly. Your fragile human doubts are starting to be slain! Now you have witnessed true communion with a mystical beast...

[schmisse]

I wasn't feeding your ego.

[ she rolls her eyes then shakes her head. ]

Have you ever met someone who's part-human and part-animal?

[hamnation]

[And yet, there's a few sparkles of pride shining in the air.]

I have met many a hybrid creature in my travels... Why do you ask?

[schmisse]

I was just curious.

Anyway, [ she nods to makoto... why is this happening, then at gundam. ]

I'll start working.

[hamnation]

Hmph... Very well then. Let this new of labor officially begin! And remeber... Makoto may not be an eagle, but his eye is ever vigilant!

[schmisse]

[ that's a bit insulting. ]

... I know how to do good work!

[hamnation]

[Good.]

Actions are more convincing than words, you fiend.

[schmisse]

How... How dare you call me a fiend! If anybody's a fiend here, it's you!

[hamnation]

Thank you. I try my worst! [He sounds genuinely flattered.]

[schmisse]

[ she glares at him for a reaaaaaally long time until she turns to leave and go to work :T JERK. ]

[hamnation]

[Gundam meets her icy glare with a smug grin. As she walks away, he chuckles to himself and then spins the chair back around, to prepare for whichever employee enters next.]