I'm certain that being your servant is not the true hierarchy of this universe...
[He looks at the gate for a moment before turning his gaze over to Gundam.] Have you dealt with a gate like this before? What is the key to opening it?
Hrngh... [He flushes slightly as he looks away.] Do not make such a foolish guess so quickly! While I admit that it must want some sort of a positive emotion, it need not be that nauseating one!
[Why didn't it work?? Ishimaru frowns deeply at the gate, unsure what he did wrong here. He said that with all of his feelings and everything...]
Maybe you have to say something too, Tanaka-san! [There's nothing wrong with being optimistic, Ishimaru isn't willing to believe in that.] Since we're both here, the gate is probably waiting on you!
Hmph... You would ask something as foolish as positivity from someone like me, history's greatest monster?! You must be experiencing a very vivid hallucination!
I am asking that of you! Even 'history's greatest monster' has positive moments!
[Not that Ishimaru really buys the whole title to begin with, but he's determined to get Gundam to say something positive too.]
You must've shared memories with your classmates, for instance! [Going back to a more sensitive topic, but it's one of the first things that pops into his mind.]
[Gundam's cheeks glow red at those scandalous accusations! But as Ishimaru refers to Gundam as a good person, the gates start to swing open. Gundam gives a sigh of relief.]
I-it would seem that there is no need for such a thing after all! It is good that I have not wasted my time... Perhaps it was your blasphemous words that made the gate open out of disgust!
[With that, Gundam quickly strides forward through the gate and further into the maze!]
They weren't blasphemous words-- they were spoken from the heart!! I am certain that is why the gate opened!
[He is sure of that! There was nothing vulgar about what he said, so the gate must've opened because of how honest he's been! That must be it! And maybe Tanaka-san doesn't want to admit that truth... he's always been a bit avoidant!
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Date: 2018-04-28 06:59 am (UTC)You can deny your position all that you like. But the true hierarchy of the universe shall maintain its proper shape!
[And soon, he comes to the stop as they reach a gate.] ...Hmph.
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Date: 2018-05-01 01:55 am (UTC)[He looks at the gate for a moment before turning his gaze over to Gundam.] Have you dealt with a gate like this before? What is the key to opening it?
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Date: 2018-05-01 02:28 am (UTC)[He sighs as he considers the gate.]
Not like this, exactly... but there have been passages in the past that only opened when... statements containing certain emotions were declared...
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Date: 2018-05-02 01:58 am (UTC)[. . .]
Oh wait! It must involve love, right?! I've completely figured it out!
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Date: 2018-05-05 02:20 am (UTC)[This is far simpler than he thought if that's the case! They'll be out of here in no time at all, hahaha!]
I have plenty of happy statements to make in that case!
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Date: 2018-05-05 09:20 pm (UTC)Perhaps. I do not know for sure, but just make one insipid declaration and get it over with, before such foolish sentiments nauseate me!
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Date: 2018-05-07 09:28 pm (UTC)[There's a lot to choose from, but Ishimaru finally picks one statement to declare!]
I enjoy going to school and learning new things with my classmates!!
[The gates don't budge.]
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Date: 2018-05-08 12:43 pm (UTC)Fuhahaha! Now do you the limits of our optimistic nature? That gate is deaf to your feelings!
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Date: 2018-05-18 07:12 pm (UTC)Maybe you have to say something too, Tanaka-san! [There's nothing wrong with being optimistic, Ishimaru isn't willing to believe in that.] Since we're both here, the gate is probably waiting on you!
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Date: 2018-05-18 07:38 pm (UTC)Hmph... You would ask something as foolish as positivity from someone like me, history's greatest monster?! You must be experiencing a very vivid hallucination!
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Date: 2018-05-21 01:54 am (UTC)[Not that Ishimaru really buys the whole title to begin with, but he's determined to get Gundam to say something positive too.]
You must've shared memories with your classmates, for instance! [Going back to a more sensitive topic, but it's one of the first things that pops into his mind.]
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Date: 2018-05-23 04:09 am (UTC)[He crosses his arms petulantly.]
Of course there are notable memories of my peers. But they are not to be offered at the altar so freely.
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Date: 2018-05-25 03:40 am (UTC)[He is the Ultimate Breeder so it makes sense, but that doesn't erase the fact that he's really kind to them!]
You're a good person when you want to be, Tanaka-san! So why don't you want to share good memories of your classmates?
[While the gates don't fully open, the flowers covering them begin to slowly retreat...]
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Date: 2018-05-25 04:32 am (UTC)I-it would seem that there is no need for such a thing after all! It is good that I have not wasted my time... Perhaps it was your blasphemous words that made the gate open out of disgust!
[With that, Gundam quickly strides forward through the gate and further into the maze!]
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Date: 2018-05-28 05:04 am (UTC)[He is sure of that! There was nothing vulgar about what he said, so the gate must've opened because of how honest he's been! That must be it! And maybe Tanaka-san doesn't want to admit that truth... he's always been a bit avoidant!
Nonetheless, he follows closely behind.]
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Date: 2018-05-28 05:26 am (UTC)But that is naught but a theory, spouted by an insignificant mind! In the end, this maze bows to only one master. Gundam Tanaka!