[Gundam looks practically broken. The idea of being married to this fool... and now on top of that, being asked to do something even more unspeakable?!]
Th-that is not allowed! [He sputters nervously.] I cannot administer the kiss of death on just any knave! N-now release me from this chain and lead this charade end at once!
[But their protests fall on deaf ears!! Instead, a swarm of children start nudging at their legs to push them closer together!]
[ Kiss of death?! He doesn't mean that literally, does he? Given what she knows about Gundam it's just another one of his weird edgelord sayings, but then again...if she has to kiss him, she very well may actually die.
But those children continue to push them towards each other, their cherubic, laughing faces concealing the little monsters they are beneath. They nudge Ruby right up against Gundam, her face absolutely erupting into flames. The heat around them is intense from their embarrassment. Ruby can hardly even breathe anymore, and everyone around them is calling for their kiss — ]
Oh, whatever!
[ There's clearly one way out of this, and she'd rather take initiative and just get it over with before the priest literally pushes their heads together. So taking a deep breath, she steels herself and tips her chin up, giving Gundam the quickest, briefest peck on the lips.
[Gundam himself is blushing and sweating madly as their faces grow closer together while the heat of embarrassment further bakes them. This isn't proper for a dark lord at all!!
He is ready to curse everyone around them. But then, it happens so fast.]
Ngh-!
[As his lips are pecked, he turns redder than ever! It looks more like he's the one hit by a spell of paralysis, as he stands there almost still as a statue in the aftermath of that quick kiss.
And that seems to be enough for the priest! The handcuffs open and fall lifelessly to the ground, while everyone congratulates them and showers them with confetti!]
[ If Ruby weren't blushing so much herself, she might find it funny how red and stiff Gundam is looking. But as it is, she can't quite muster the enthusiasm to tease him right now. Because teasing him would be like teasing herself!
That confetti rains over them, though it quickly burns up into ashes before it can even fall onto Ruby's shoulders. She gingerly grabs onto Gundam's wrist, dragging him away from the altar.
Just because they aren't handcuffed anymore doesn't mean they're done!! As soon as they're a few yards away, Ruby whirls on him again pointing a finger right at his nose. ]
[Ah yes, he ends up making a lot of the confetti burn up as well. But for the most part, he's barely responsive, and he only remembers how to move when Ruby drags him from the altar.
As they come to a stop, he manages to regain enough control over himself to yank his wrist back out of her grasp and to tug up his scarf to cover as much of his still-red face as possible. Gundam then looks away as he replies sternly.]
What never happened? N-nothing at all has happened in recent history. There was not a single event of note! Anyone who attempts to claim otherwise shall become the victim of a terrible curse! [That's a 'yes' from him, as he tries to remove the cursed wedding ring.]
[ Thank goodness he's going along with this. If he was going to make a big to-do about it she would have probably died. She's still going to die as it is. What a complete nightmare.
She tugs off her ring too, but once she has it in her hand she...isn't sure what to do with it. She doesn't want to just...throw it away. That doesn't feel right. So instead, she just sticks into into her pocket and turns on her heel to go. ]
[If she made a big to-do about it, then he would have died! He's not ready to be slain by something like this.
He has trouble getting his off. It's kinda stuck! Still, he appreciates her parting sentiment and growls in turn.]
Indeed... goodbye forever!
[He then... continues to stand there as he struggles with his ring and manages to focus his dunamis enough to surround himself with a dark shadow, to provide the illusion of him also retreating!
This cursed ring! Maybe he'll let the Dark Devas hold onto it, to prevent evidence of its existence from leaking out into the material world!]
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Date: 2018-05-09 04:16 am (UTC)"You may now kiss the bride!" ]
WHAT?!
[ SHE CAN'T, THIS IS NOT HOW RUBY ROSE DIES
But neither is anyone making a move to release them from the handcuffs. They are not yet satisfied! ]
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Date: 2018-05-09 01:12 pm (UTC)Th-that is not allowed! [He sputters nervously.] I cannot administer the kiss of death on just any knave! N-now release me from this chain and lead this charade end at once!
[But their protests fall on deaf ears!! Instead, a swarm of children start nudging at their legs to push them closer together!]
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Date: 2018-05-12 06:33 pm (UTC)But those children continue to push them towards each other, their cherubic, laughing faces concealing the little monsters they are beneath. They nudge Ruby right up against Gundam, her face absolutely erupting into flames. The heat around them is intense from their embarrassment. Ruby can hardly even breathe anymore, and everyone around them is calling for their kiss — ]
Oh, whatever!
[ There's clearly one way out of this, and she'd rather take initiative and just get it over with before the priest literally pushes their heads together. So taking a deep breath, she steels herself and tips her chin up, giving Gundam the quickest, briefest peck on the lips.
!!!! ]
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Date: 2018-05-13 05:22 am (UTC)He is ready to curse everyone around them. But then, it happens so fast.]
Ngh-!
[As his lips are pecked, he turns redder than ever! It looks more like he's the one hit by a spell of paralysis, as he stands there almost still as a statue in the aftermath of that quick kiss.
And that seems to be enough for the priest! The handcuffs open and fall lifelessly to the ground, while everyone congratulates them and showers them with confetti!]
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Date: 2018-05-17 05:44 am (UTC)That confetti rains over them, though it quickly burns up into ashes before it can even fall onto Ruby's shoulders. She gingerly grabs onto Gundam's wrist, dragging him away from the altar.
Just because they aren't handcuffed anymore doesn't mean they're done!! As soon as they're a few yards away, Ruby whirls on him again pointing a finger right at his nose. ]
That NEVER happened! Are we clear?!
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Date: 2018-05-17 08:42 pm (UTC)As they come to a stop, he manages to regain enough control over himself to yank his wrist back out of her grasp and to tug up his scarf to cover as much of his still-red face as possible. Gundam then looks away as he replies sternly.]
What never happened? N-nothing at all has happened in recent history. There was not a single event of note! Anyone who attempts to claim otherwise shall become the victim of a terrible curse! [That's a 'yes' from him, as he tries to remove the cursed wedding ring.]
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Date: 2018-05-18 09:42 pm (UTC)[ Thank goodness he's going along with this. If he was going to make a big to-do about it she would have probably died. She's still going to die as it is. What a complete nightmare.
She tugs off her ring too, but once she has it in her hand she...isn't sure what to do with it. She doesn't want to just...throw it away. That doesn't feel right. So instead, she just sticks into into her pocket and turns on her heel to go. ]
Um - goodbye! Forever.
[ Hopefully. ]
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Date: 2018-05-18 11:13 pm (UTC)He has trouble getting his off. It's kinda stuck! Still, he appreciates her parting sentiment and growls in turn.]
Indeed... goodbye forever!
[He then... continues to stand there as he struggles with his ring and manages to focus his dunamis enough to surround himself with a dark shadow, to provide the illusion of him also retreating!
This cursed ring! Maybe he'll let the Dark Devas hold onto it, to prevent evidence of its existence from leaking out into the material world!]