Hmph... I did not choose to display any 'puppies' to you. You must have received a vision, that's all... And as a matter of fact, at first they are. [He bows his head in confirmation.]
Every class of hamster, no matter how large or how small, enters this world with skin as bare as their soul. As their powers grow, so does the fuzz of the gods...
I don't receive visions, so that's either from you or I need to go to the hospital once we get out of here.
[ She nods. Good to know. She was honestly just curious since she doesn't think she's ever seen baby hamsters... ] What got you into breeding animals? It seems out of the left field.
Or is is an effect of standing in the vicinity of my power. [He declares with authority. But then he scoffs as he goes on.]
Hmph... That's because you're a hundred years too early to truly understand anything about me and my ways. I was born with an affinity with all manner of mystical beasts, and I communed with them for practically my entire life.
These beings are worthy of living the greatest and most honorable lives that they can, and so I have deemed fit to help them accomplish this. My skill and my mission soon came to extend to preparing future generations to be as prosperous as possible...
It's okay if your overwhelming love of puppies couldn't contain itself, Gundam. I don't care.
[ It's hard to get mad at an animal for being overly happy when they don't even understand what's going on around them, where people just ignore the bad as long as it isn't their bad. So she's not half as annoyed as if he'd shown her him getting along with a person or something gross and obnoxious. ]
You take care of beings that can't survive on their own, or if they could it'd be a miserable life. I get it, even if you're a freak about it. [ Gundam actually uh. Might've gotten some points with her there. Ew, what. ]
[He blushes slightly as he's called out about the puppies, though he refrains from either confirming or denying her claim.
What an achievement! Gundam is unaware of the magnitude of what he's accomplished.]
Kehehe... How good. It seems that you understand my ways to an extent, in addition to acknowledging my freakish nature! [He smirks, pleased with this turn of events.] You're not so bad, Emerald!
[ Well that's not true at all. Even she's pretty sure she's a bad person. She gives him a doubtful look, but doesn't comment on it. She's going to go for a jab, he's getting weird about this. ]
I don't think anyone doesn't acknowledge your freakish nature.
Hmph. [He scoffs.] All should acknowledge such a nature, if they have even the slightest inkling of perceiving my madness! And yet, many are just too foolish.
Hrngh...! [Gundam growls as the gate swings open.]
San-D, return to my bosom! It is about time you communed with the astral plane! [Or in other words, napped. At Gundam's command, the hamster reluctantly tries to leap right into Gundam's sleeve!]
[Gundam looks more insecure in turn, while the hamsters retreat into his clothing - did one of them give her a little wave before doing so?]
Hrk-! D-do not phrase it so inaccurately! [He then goes on in a correcting tone.] I expressed disappointment because you failed to pay tribute to the Supreme Overlord of Ice...!
Sorry Gundam, she's just. Staring here. The hamster waved.............
She jump starts after a moment, honing in on the least relevant part of that. ]
Of ice? I thought you were Supreme Overlord of Darkness or the Underworld's Blazing Depths. Ice is boring and cold and you put it in drinks when you want them to have less flavor, I liked it better when you were all edgy.
Hmph! I am a master of all of those things and more! Y-you vastly underestimated the bone-chilling power of ice... It is as frigid and cold as the void I bear in place of a soul!
Gundam looks like he spends a lot of time on his makeup!
[ Which means it's well done? Does that count as a compliment to get them through the next one? She's still gonna call him a cool drink just to mess with him though. ]
[It seems that the gate counts that well enough, as it finally swings open! It seems they may finally be nearing the end of this... though Gundam is flustered and bristles at those words.]
M-makeup?! I... know now of what you speak! The state of my appearance was shaped through continuous warfare... It is true that it has taken a long time for my current condition to form. You were correct on that much!
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Date: 2018-05-11 04:25 am (UTC)Every class of hamster, no matter how large or how small, enters this world with skin as bare as their soul. As their powers grow, so does the fuzz of the gods...
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Date: 2018-05-11 04:38 am (UTC)[ She nods. Good to know. She was honestly just curious since she doesn't think she's ever seen baby hamsters... ] What got you into breeding animals? It seems out of the left field.
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Date: 2018-05-11 05:42 pm (UTC)Hmph... That's because you're a hundred years too early to truly understand anything about me and my ways. I was born with an affinity with all manner of mystical beasts, and I communed with them for practically my entire life.
These beings are worthy of living the greatest and most honorable lives that they can, and so I have deemed fit to help them accomplish this. My skill and my mission soon came to extend to preparing future generations to be as prosperous as possible...
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Date: 2018-05-11 06:48 pm (UTC)[ It's hard to get mad at an animal for being overly happy when they don't even understand what's going on around them, where people just ignore the bad as long as it isn't their bad. So she's not half as annoyed as if he'd shown her him getting along with a person or something gross and obnoxious. ]
You take care of beings that can't survive on their own, or if they could it'd be a miserable life. I get it, even if you're a freak about it. [ Gundam actually uh. Might've gotten some points with her there. Ew, what. ]
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Date: 2018-05-13 05:17 am (UTC)What an achievement! Gundam is unaware of the magnitude of what he's accomplished.]
Kehehe... How good. It seems that you understand my ways to an extent, in addition to acknowledging my freakish nature! [He smirks, pleased with this turn of events.] You're not so bad, Emerald!
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Date: 2018-05-13 05:47 am (UTC)I don't think anyone doesn't acknowledge your freakish nature.
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Date: 2018-05-14 03:39 am (UTC)Hmph. [He scoffs.] All should acknowledge such a nature, if they have even the slightest inkling of perceiving my madness! And yet, many are just too foolish.
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Date: 2018-05-14 04:14 am (UTC)[ Oh look, another gate. She's hoping this one is getting them closer to the end here... ] How many more do you think there are?
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Date: 2018-05-14 04:17 am (UTC)At the very least, three. And at the very most, seven hundred!
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Date: 2018-05-14 04:20 am (UTC)[ DONT GUESS THAT WIDE THATS NOT EVEN REASONABLE! ]
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Date: 2018-05-14 02:01 pm (UTC)Now, praise the name of Tanaka and let us be off on our merry way!
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Date: 2018-05-14 06:33 pm (UTC)I like how fuzzy you are.
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Date: 2018-05-17 04:11 am (UTC)San-D, return to my bosom! It is about time you communed with the astral plane! [Or in other words, napped. At Gundam's command, the hamster reluctantly tries to leap right into Gundam's sleeve!]
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Date: 2018-05-17 09:38 pm (UTC)Don't pout because I didn't compliment you.
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Date: 2018-05-17 10:20 pm (UTC)Hrk-! D-do not phrase it so inaccurately! [He then goes on in a correcting tone.] I expressed disappointment because you failed to pay tribute to the Supreme Overlord of Ice...!
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Date: 2018-05-17 10:34 pm (UTC)Sorry Gundam, she's just. Staring here. The hamster waved.............
She jump starts after a moment, honing in on the least relevant part of that. ]
Of ice? I thought you were Supreme Overlord of Darkness or the Underworld's Blazing Depths. Ice is boring and cold and you put it in drinks when you want them to have less flavor, I liked it better when you were all edgy.
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Date: 2018-05-18 02:12 am (UTC)Hmph! I am a master of all of those things and more! Y-you vastly underestimated the bone-chilling power of ice... It is as frigid and cold as the void I bear in place of a soul!
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Date: 2018-05-21 05:43 pm (UTC)Say you're emperor of the endless void then, it's better than a cool drink on a hot summer day.
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Date: 2018-05-23 04:11 am (UTC)...Of course, you may feel free to call me by the title of your liking whenever you may choose to sing songs of my praises!
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Date: 2018-05-24 08:06 pm (UTC)[ Which means it's well done? Does that count as a compliment to get them through the next one? She's still gonna call him a cool drink just to mess with him though. ]
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Date: 2018-05-24 11:26 pm (UTC)M-makeup?! I... know now of what you speak! The state of my appearance was shaped through continuous warfare... It is true that it has taken a long time for my current condition to form. You were correct on that much!
[With that, he nervously marches onwards!]
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Date: 2018-06-06 04:15 pm (UTC)[ She follows after him, just smiling like she isn't threatening him! It looks like they're nearly out. ]
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Date: 2018-06-06 04:43 pm (UTC)[Gundam clears his throat. And shortly they reach one last gate... the exit.]
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Date: 2018-06-06 05:08 pm (UTC)[ When they get there, she holds her hand up. She'll do this one. ]
Gundam is really fun to mess with.
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Date: 2018-06-06 06:19 pm (UTC)[And yet, the exit gate swings right open!]
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