You are wrong! Th-the last thing I want is to make contact with the form of such a loathsome shrew-
[He nervously and frantically tries to back away... except that there's stalks of corn surrounding him, and his rushed efforts accidentally result in some of the stalks bending down and then snapping back towards Gundam - and pushing him forward, to clumsily stumble directly into Miu.]
[Everthing is going so well for her. He's backing away more and more. She's so going to win this battle. Until she sees him stumbling towards her, that is. She doesn't react in time before he crashes into her, causing her to lose her balance.]
WAAAH!
[She let out a pathetic, high-pitched screech as she falls backward, grabbing whatever within arms reach to stop herself from falling. Unfortunately, there's nothing nearby that would help from hitting her backside on the ground. So there she is on the ground, one hand on her head while she groans in pain. ]
[Gundam ends up gripping onto a corn stalk with each hand while unbalanced above her, desperately trying to hold himself up and keep himself from actually falling onto the woman. He looks down at her with grit teeth.]
Hmph... Don't worry for that head of yours. It's composed of nothing but air...
Are you calling me an idiot? My head is filled with all bunch of ideas for my inventions! If there's anyone here whose head is composed of nothing but air, it's you!
Impossible! If there's any gas that is contained within my head, it is a cloud of pure poison! And yet, that is just there to protect my own marvelous mind, one which contains all of the secrets of the cosmos! While you... bear naught but a frail and empty human head.
Pure poison, huh.... Secrets of the cosmos, huh.... Are you telling me that all you think about is animal fucking all day? Guess that's not really surprising since that's your talent. Ultimate Animal Fucking.
Hrngh...! Do not accuse me of such sacrilege! My poison is literal! And I do not think anything more about the mating of beasts beyond how to create the most powerful breeds in an ethical manner! If there is any mind that is immersed in the gutters... It would be yours!
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Date: 2017-12-24 01:17 pm (UTC)[He nervously and frantically tries to back away... except that there's stalks of corn surrounding him, and his rushed efforts accidentally result in some of the stalks bending down and then snapping back towards Gundam - and pushing him forward, to clumsily stumble directly into Miu.]
No!
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Date: 2017-12-24 09:06 pm (UTC)WAAAH!
[She let out a pathetic, high-pitched screech as she falls backward, grabbing whatever within arms reach to stop herself from falling. Unfortunately, there's nothing nearby that would help from hitting her backside on the ground. So there she is on the ground, one hand on her head while she groans in pain. ]
Uuugh... Oww, my head... My beautiful head.
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Date: 2017-12-25 03:34 pm (UTC)Hmph... Don't worry for that head of yours. It's composed of nothing but air...
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Date: 2017-12-28 01:34 pm (UTC)Are you calling me an idiot? My head is filled with all bunch of ideas for my inventions! If there's anyone here whose head is composed of nothing but air, it's you!
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Date: 2017-12-28 02:36 pm (UTC)no subject
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