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[hamnation]

My all-seeing eye perceives the end to the madness, of Captcha's twisted curse...

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[hamnation]

[He levels a deadpan stare at for a few moments before-]

I reject your definition and erase it from existence!

[unhappy]

That's not my definition, that's the general definition.

[ YOU CAN'T JUST ERASE WHAT SHE'S SAYING YOU FREAK?? ]

[hamnation]

I do not care! I will wipe it from all of existence if I see fit! ...In any case, I uphold the title of Supernova Silver Fox with the true, superior definition!

[With a frustrated grunt, he trudges onward through the open gate!]

[unhappy]

It's okay, San-D, I'm sure you make all the young hamster's hearts flutter no matter what he says.

[ She's just going to carry this hamster to the next stop if Gundam doesn't make her give it back... ]

[hamnation]

Hmph... Of course he can ensnare the hearts of any other hamster. He is a being who is fully primed for breeding! But he is no elderly man...

[He'll let San-D keep her company for the time being. Enjoy the more pleasant companion!]

[unhappy]

Aren't you supposed to neuter your pets?

[ Can you neuter hamsters? She feels like she didn't need to know about breeding anything, thanks. At least she seems like she's handling the hamster nicely. ]

[hamnation]

[Gundam bristles with irritation.]

Don't associate me with such sickening human practices. Mankind cannot properly control their familiars... but I can, and thus I oversee the breeding of incredible new generations of demon beasts.

[unhappy]

So what your saying is your hobby is making your hamsters have a bunch of little fuzzy- fuzzless? I've never seen a baby hamster, just rats. Fuzzless demon spawns.

[ Look as long as he doesn't try to involve her in it, they aren't resource competition for her and he can do whatever he wants. She's just going to think he's weird about it, but she already thinks he's weird so that's not anything new. ]

[hamnation]

[Yes, that's perfectly fine. Even his friends think he's weird, so that criticism dpoesn't accept him that much.]

It is much more than a hobby! It is a sacred art. Even the mortals of Hope's Peak Academy recognized it as a talent! And not just gods in the form of hamsters. I've worked with countless species of demon beasts over the years! Perhaps now you are starting to understand the true scope of my power.

[A flash of a memory might accidentally leak telepathically through the amulet in that moment, though, of Gundam smiling while cuddling some puppies.]

[unhappy]

Okay, but they are fuzzless right? Also why are you showing me the puppies? I believe you already.

[ She's going to be legitimately concerned if she finds out that can accidentally happen. :( ]

[hamnation]

Hmph... I did not choose to display any 'puppies' to you. You must have received a vision, that's all... And as a matter of fact, at first they are. [He bows his head in confirmation.]

Every class of hamster, no matter how large or how small, enters this world with skin as bare as their soul. As their powers grow, so does the fuzz of the gods...

[unhappy]

I don't receive visions, so that's either from you or I need to go to the hospital once we get out of here.

[ She nods. Good to know. She was honestly just curious since she doesn't think she's ever seen baby hamsters... ] What got you into breeding animals? It seems out of the left field.

[hamnation]

Or is is an effect of standing in the vicinity of my power. [He declares with authority. But then he scoffs as he goes on.]

Hmph... That's because you're a hundred years too early to truly understand anything about me and my ways. I was born with an affinity with all manner of mystical beasts, and I communed with them for practically my entire life.

These beings are worthy of living the greatest and most honorable lives that they can, and so I have deemed fit to help them accomplish this. My skill and my mission soon came to extend to preparing future generations to be as prosperous as possible...

[unhappy]

It's okay if your overwhelming love of puppies couldn't contain itself, Gundam. I don't care.

[ It's hard to get mad at an animal for being overly happy when they don't even understand what's going on around them, where people just ignore the bad as long as it isn't their bad. So she's not half as annoyed as if he'd shown her him getting along with a person or something gross and obnoxious. ]

You take care of beings that can't survive on their own, or if they could it'd be a miserable life. I get it, even if you're a freak about it. [ Gundam actually uh. Might've gotten some points with her there. Ew, what. ]

[hamnation]

[He blushes slightly as he's called out about the puppies, though he refrains from either confirming or denying her claim.

What an achievement! Gundam is unaware of the magnitude of what he's accomplished.]

Kehehe... How good. It seems that you understand my ways to an extent, in addition to acknowledging my freakish nature! [He smirks, pleased with this turn of events.] You're not so bad, Emerald!

[unhappy]

[ Well that's not true at all. Even she's pretty sure she's a bad person. She gives him a doubtful look, but doesn't comment on it. She's going to go for a jab, he's getting weird about this. ]

I don't think anyone doesn't acknowledge your freakish nature.

[hamnation]

[So far, she's alright in his book regardless.]

Hmph. [He scoffs.] All should acknowledge such a nature, if they have even the slightest inkling of perceiving my madness! And yet, many are just too foolish.

[unhappy]

I'll second that, people are awful.

[ Oh look, another gate. She's hoping this one is getting them closer to the end here... ] How many more do you think there are?

[hamnation]

[He pauses for a moment, as if in deep thought.]

At the very least, three. And at the very most, seven hundred!

[unhappy]

That's too wide a range!

[ DONT GUESS THAT WIDE THATS NOT EVEN REASONABLE! ]

[hamnation]

Ha! Not when you consider how infinite the possibilities truly are! [He looks at the gate.]

Now, praise the name of Tanaka and let us be off on our merry way!

[unhappy]

[ She's gonna be a brat and give Gundam a flat stare for a few seconds, then look back at the hamster in her hands. ]

I like how fuzzy you are.

[hamnation]

Hrngh...! [Gundam growls as the gate swings open.]

San-D, return to my bosom! It is about time you communed with the astral plane! [Or in other words, napped. At Gundam's command, the hamster reluctantly tries to leap right into Gundam's sleeve!]

[unhappy]

[ Aww. Emerald gives him an unamused look as the hamster returns to him. ]

Don't pout because I didn't compliment you.

[hamnation]

[Gundam looks more insecure in turn, while the hamsters retreat into his clothing - did one of them give her a little wave before doing so?]

Hrk-! D-do not phrase it so inaccurately! [He then goes on in a correcting tone.] I expressed disappointment because you failed to pay tribute to the Supreme Overlord of Ice...!