[Crap, there are too many stalks in the way that she won't be able to escape far. Desperate, she rips a corn out from a nearby stalk and points at Gundam's direction.]
S-S-Stay back! I h-have a corn in hand, and I'm not afraid to use it! A-and I have a gun, too!
[The gun being that useless ray gun that steals underwears.]
Hmph... And what should that matter to me?! You who would pose as a god, wielding weapons that are so frail and useless against a true monstrosity! [His anger heats up the corn, causing it to start to turn into popcorn!]
But I will not smite you on this day. No, I shall only behold your foolishness with my own eyes!
Hrgh-! [He grunts and looks away with a mild red flush.]
Of course not! My gaze has no desire for your foolish human form. All I wanted to see was the look of defeat on your face! Th-that will have to suffice!
[That reaction... Maybe... Maybe she could use her own body against him! Of course!
With this newfound knowledge, Miu bends her body down so that he can see her cleavage in full view, folding her arms underneath her chest to maximize them.]
[She's conscious. Very conscious of her own doing.
Which means her own face is flushing red from embarrassment. Still, she's going to go for it!]
Really? [In a seductive voice, or what Miu would think what seductive would sound like, she takes a few steps closer.] I'm sure a lonely animal-loving virgin like you would want to touch them.
You are wrong! Th-the last thing I want is to make contact with the form of such a loathsome shrew-
[He nervously and frantically tries to back away... except that there's stalks of corn surrounding him, and his rushed efforts accidentally result in some of the stalks bending down and then snapping back towards Gundam - and pushing him forward, to clumsily stumble directly into Miu.]
[Everthing is going so well for her. He's backing away more and more. She's so going to win this battle. Until she sees him stumbling towards her, that is. She doesn't react in time before he crashes into her, causing her to lose her balance.]
WAAAH!
[She let out a pathetic, high-pitched screech as she falls backward, grabbing whatever within arms reach to stop herself from falling. Unfortunately, there's nothing nearby that would help from hitting her backside on the ground. So there she is on the ground, one hand on her head while she groans in pain. ]
[Gundam ends up gripping onto a corn stalk with each hand while unbalanced above her, desperately trying to hold himself up and keep himself from actually falling onto the woman. He looks down at her with grit teeth.]
Hmph... Don't worry for that head of yours. It's composed of nothing but air...
Are you calling me an idiot? My head is filled with all bunch of ideas for my inventions! If there's anyone here whose head is composed of nothing but air, it's you!
Impossible! If there's any gas that is contained within my head, it is a cloud of pure poison! And yet, that is just there to protect my own marvelous mind, one which contains all of the secrets of the cosmos! While you... bear naught but a frail and empty human head.
Pure poison, huh.... Secrets of the cosmos, huh.... Are you telling me that all you think about is animal fucking all day? Guess that's not really surprising since that's your talent. Ultimate Animal Fucking.
Hrngh...! Do not accuse me of such sacrilege! My poison is literal! And I do not think anything more about the mating of beasts beyond how to create the most powerful breeds in an ethical manner! If there is any mind that is immersed in the gutters... It would be yours!
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Date: 2017-12-21 12:57 am (UTC)S-S-Stay back! I h-have a corn in hand, and I'm not afraid to use it! A-and I have a gun, too!
[The gun being that useless ray gun that steals underwears.]
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Date: 2017-12-21 03:55 am (UTC)But I will not smite you on this day. No, I shall only behold your foolishness with my own eyes!
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Date: 2017-12-22 01:13 pm (UTC)[Her corn! She promptly drop it to the ground as she's smacked square in the face by several pieces of popcorn.]
Wha- Are you saying you want to ogle at my boobs, you goddam perv?!
[Of course that's the first thing that came to her mind when he said that.]
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Date: 2017-12-22 01:35 pm (UTC)Of course not! My gaze has no desire for your foolish human form. All I wanted to see was the look of defeat on your face! Th-that will have to suffice!
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Date: 2017-12-23 09:33 pm (UTC)With this newfound knowledge, Miu bends her body down so that he can see her cleavage in full view, folding her arms underneath her chest to maximize them.]
You sure that you have no desire to see them?
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Date: 2017-12-24 02:21 am (UTC)O-of course not! I... I have no business with the mammaries of mortals! Save them for your young!
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Date: 2017-12-24 10:59 am (UTC)Which means her own face is flushing red from embarrassment. Still, she's going to go for it!]
Really? [In a seductive voice, or what Miu would think what seductive would sound like, she takes a few steps closer.] I'm sure a lonely animal-loving virgin like you would want to touch them.
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Date: 2017-12-24 01:17 pm (UTC)[He nervously and frantically tries to back away... except that there's stalks of corn surrounding him, and his rushed efforts accidentally result in some of the stalks bending down and then snapping back towards Gundam - and pushing him forward, to clumsily stumble directly into Miu.]
No!
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Date: 2017-12-24 09:06 pm (UTC)WAAAH!
[She let out a pathetic, high-pitched screech as she falls backward, grabbing whatever within arms reach to stop herself from falling. Unfortunately, there's nothing nearby that would help from hitting her backside on the ground. So there she is on the ground, one hand on her head while she groans in pain. ]
Uuugh... Oww, my head... My beautiful head.
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Date: 2017-12-25 03:34 pm (UTC)Hmph... Don't worry for that head of yours. It's composed of nothing but air...
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Date: 2017-12-28 01:34 pm (UTC)Are you calling me an idiot? My head is filled with all bunch of ideas for my inventions! If there's anyone here whose head is composed of nothing but air, it's you!
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Date: 2017-12-28 02:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-12-28 02:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-12-28 02:53 pm (UTC)