[Crap, there are too many stalks in the way that she won't be able to escape far. Desperate, she rips a corn out from a nearby stalk and points at Gundam's direction.]
S-S-Stay back! I h-have a corn in hand, and I'm not afraid to use it! A-and I have a gun, too!
[The gun being that useless ray gun that steals underwears.]
Hmph... And what should that matter to me?! You who would pose as a god, wielding weapons that are so frail and useless against a true monstrosity! [His anger heats up the corn, causing it to start to turn into popcorn!]
But I will not smite you on this day. No, I shall only behold your foolishness with my own eyes!
Hrgh-! [He grunts and looks away with a mild red flush.]
Of course not! My gaze has no desire for your foolish human form. All I wanted to see was the look of defeat on your face! Th-that will have to suffice!
I have no need for comments born of concepts that you do not and can not ever understand! [That's all he'll say in response to his own redundancy.]
You are lucky that I performed this even once for you! The elemental arts are indeed a branch of magical ability... Now tell me about this Alfonse, and the power of flame that he wields!
Hmph... Your lack of faith is your weakness. Very well! One day, you shall see the full extent of my evil for yourself! Then, you shall come to know the darkest depths of true darkness!
What - what kind of an example is that? [He grunts.] Hmph... As cruel as that may be, that is not a brand of evil that I care for! I am far above the affairs of mundane humanity!
A world without hamsters?! That is a world... that does not deserve to exist! It would be the ultimate punishment... so long as the hamsters are safely whisked away to a pocket dimension, where they can frolic freely without human interference!
Gundam balls up a fist as he lets out a frustrated grunt.]
You... you intend for me to retreat, with my tail between my legs, like some common mortal criminal?!
[At the same time, it is becoming clear that his options are pretty limited.]
Can't you see? I am only delivering justice! That pumpkin... is a monstrosity! It is my creation that is truly worthy of victory! [He motions towards his own overgrown hamster-shaped pumpkin.]
[Well... He had to give Gundam points for creativity, at least. But that pumpkin was the real monstrosity here...]
The only thing you are delivering is destruction and despair upon the fine folk here! [Pah, trying to claim he's acting in the name of justice. Of all the nerve!] You should accept your defeat like a gracious loser and try again next year.
[Gundam grits his teeth at the Great Saiyaman's response.]
Hrngh... A very destructive justice! If there are two things that Gundam Tanaka does not accept, they are defeat and the title of 'loser'!
[A beat.]
...However! I believe that I have made my point. This contest has not ended! I foresee, through my inner eye, that the true conclusion shall come to fruition one year from now! And the day shall be known as the Day of Tanaka!
Very well. [Gohan smirks, pleased that he's won this battle without having to resort to blows here. A victory in the name of justice!]
Then I'll look forward to seeing what results you bring to this competition next year! But know this: if you rise up to sew chaos and discord once more, then I, the Great Saiyaman will be here to stand in your way!
Fuhahaha! I look forward to seeing you try. You see, this was just... just a basic test of your abilities! Maybe next year I'll really get serious! [Or so he boasts.
With that, Gundam focuses his dunamis to create a dark shroud behind himself to walk back into, speaking as he does so.]
We will meet again, Saiyaman! And you will come to see the true power of the darkest darkness! Even if we don't meet in person... you'll see me in your nightmares!
[With that, he walks backwards into the fog. ...Well, he stumbles slightly and nearly falls over, but then he regains his footing and tries to continue walking backwards as if nothing had happened.]
Of... Of course! [He says as he stares down the corn in their way.] Watch, and prepare to be amazed by my prowess! Allow me to... bend the corn to my will!
[>???
Gundam raises a hand and looks at the corn while focusing intensely! ...But nothing's happening so far!]
Ha! So that's the limit of your power. As I'd expect of a lowly human! Allow me to summon the dancing serpents of chilling death once more...
[With uncontainable glee, Gundam focuses again and whips some more ice-like snakes across to cut through some more of those stalks in one slice, forging a path for Ryuji.]
And so, through my superior power, the seal of corn has been undone!
[No matter what the situation is like, his momma taught him one thing: remember your manners. Even if he's staring at Gundam like he's crazy, he's still grateful for the path carved out for them and he starts moving forward, keeping at a pace so that he can wait for Gundam to catch up.]
You know you're a human too, right?
[He ain't no lowly human, or if he is, Gundam and all the rest of them there are the same!]
Hmph... It may appear that way, to the untrained eye. [His shadow grows as he goes on with almost a manic gee!] In reality, I am the son of the devil and a human woman! I am an inhuman nightmare that you could never hope to truly understand!
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Date: 2017-12-20 01:29 am (UTC)Iruma
Date: 2017-12-20 02:11 am (UTC)[Gundam is undeterred and grunts as he starts to move some stalks to the side, looking for her. Her voice is giving it away.]
So it is you! Try as you might, you fiend, but I shall not be struck down with blades made of corn!
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Date: 2017-12-21 12:57 am (UTC)S-S-Stay back! I h-have a corn in hand, and I'm not afraid to use it! A-and I have a gun, too!
[The gun being that useless ray gun that steals underwears.]
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Date: 2017-12-21 03:55 am (UTC)But I will not smite you on this day. No, I shall only behold your foolishness with my own eyes!
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Date: 2017-12-22 01:13 pm (UTC)[Her corn! She promptly drop it to the ground as she's smacked square in the face by several pieces of popcorn.]
Wha- Are you saying you want to ogle at my boobs, you goddam perv?!
[Of course that's the first thing that came to her mind when he said that.]
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Date: 2017-12-22 01:35 pm (UTC)Of course not! My gaze has no desire for your foolish human form. All I wanted to see was the look of defeat on your face! Th-that will have to suffice!
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Date: 2017-12-20 02:34 am (UTC)I have no need for comments born of concepts that you do not and can not ever understand! [That's all he'll say in response to his own redundancy.]
You are lucky that I performed this even once for you! The elemental arts are indeed a branch of magical ability... Now tell me about this Alfonse, and the power of flame that he wields!
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Date: 2017-12-20 02:57 am (UTC)[He folds his arms with a huff.]
Hmph... Your lack of faith is your weakness. Very well! One day, you shall see the full extent of my evil for yourself! Then, you shall come to know the darkest depths of true darkness!
[Gundam then pauses to pet a hamster.]
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Date: 2017-12-21 02:12 am (UTC)Hmm... true darkness...
You mean like stealing a young woman's first kiss, even though you know her heart is set on her childhood friend?
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Date: 2017-12-21 04:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-12-21 07:18 pm (UTC)What about... making all the hamsters in the world disappear? That's something no ordinary human could achieve.
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Date: 2017-12-20 03:11 am (UTC)[If only...
Gundam balls up a fist as he lets out a frustrated grunt.]
You... you intend for me to retreat, with my tail between my legs, like some common mortal criminal?!
[At the same time, it is becoming clear that his options are pretty limited.]
Can't you see? I am only delivering justice! That pumpkin... is a monstrosity! It is my creation that is truly worthy of victory! [He motions towards his own overgrown hamster-shaped pumpkin.]
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Date: 2017-12-20 03:25 am (UTC)The only thing you are delivering is destruction and despair upon the fine folk here! [Pah, trying to claim he's acting in the name of justice. Of all the nerve!] You should accept your defeat like a gracious loser and try again next year.
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Date: 2017-12-20 03:54 am (UTC)Hrngh... A very destructive justice! If there are two things that Gundam Tanaka does not accept, they are defeat and the title of 'loser'!
[A beat.]
...However! I believe that I have made my point. This contest has not ended! I foresee, through my inner eye, that the true conclusion shall come to fruition one year from now! And the day shall be known as the Day of Tanaka!
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Date: 2017-12-24 11:04 pm (UTC)Then I'll look forward to seeing what results you bring to this competition next year! But know this: if you rise up to sew chaos and discord once more, then I, the Great Saiyaman will be here to stand in your way!
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Date: 2017-12-25 03:32 pm (UTC)With that, Gundam focuses his dunamis to create a dark shroud behind himself to walk back into, speaking as he does so.]
We will meet again, Saiyaman! And you will come to see the true power of the darkest darkness! Even if we don't meet in person... you'll see me in your nightmares!
[With that, he walks backwards into the fog. ...Well, he stumbles slightly and nearly falls over, but then he regains his footing and tries to continue walking backwards as if nothing had happened.]
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Date: 2017-12-20 03:17 am (UTC)Of... Of course! [He says as he stares down the corn in their way.] Watch, and prepare to be amazed by my prowess! Allow me to... bend the corn to my will!
[>???
Gundam raises a hand and looks at the corn while focusing intensely! ...But nothing's happening so far!]
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Date: 2017-12-20 09:10 pm (UTC)Aaaany second now...
[He's here for a show, so where is it?]
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Date: 2017-12-21 03:49 am (UTC)[He takes a breath and then-]
Stalks of corn, in the name of the forbidden lords of hell, I call upon you to undo your riddle! Allow true demons to pass...!
[And yet, the corn still remains still.]
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Date: 2017-12-21 04:04 am (UTC)Another sixty? That's pretty slow for a spell, though...
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Date: 2017-12-20 03:39 am (UTC)[Well, first he'll take a moment to gloat!]
Ha! So that's the limit of your power. As I'd expect of a lowly human! Allow me to summon the dancing serpents of chilling death once more...
[With uncontainable glee, Gundam focuses again and whips some more ice-like snakes across to cut through some more of those stalks in one slice, forging a path for Ryuji.]
And so, through my superior power, the seal of corn has been undone!
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Date: 2017-12-20 05:20 pm (UTC)[No matter what the situation is like, his momma taught him one thing: remember your manners. Even if he's staring at Gundam like he's crazy, he's still grateful for the path carved out for them and he starts moving forward, keeping at a pace so that he can wait for Gundam to catch up.]
You know you're a human too, right?
[He ain't no lowly human, or if he is, Gundam and all the rest of them there are the same!]
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Date: 2017-12-21 03:44 am (UTC)Hmph... It may appear that way, to the untrained eye. [His shadow grows as he goes on with almost a manic gee!] In reality, I am the son of the devil and a human woman! I am an inhuman nightmare that you could never hope to truly understand!
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Date: 2017-12-21 07:45 pm (UTC)[And to him, Gundam looks like any regular human! Maybe a little bit more on the dramatic side, but he's probably seen stranger.]
Wait, you mean like, Satan or whatever?
[Ain't that just a persona....?]
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